I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird’s all I’ve got. That and my sweet style.
— Maurice Moss, ‘The IT Crowd: Are We Not Men?”
It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
— Johnny Depp, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’
Some people will do anything for the sheer fascination of doing it… Or for fame. Or because they shouldn’t.
— Terry Pratchett, ‘Hogfather’